Monday 10 September 2007 Newsletter

Monday 10 September 2007 - v09.n05 - the favorite newsletter of kinksters since 1999 Fetish-News is a free email newsletter focused on some of today's more popular kinks and perversions. We provide irregular coverage of interesting news stories, erotica, lifestyle events, discussion threads, sex laws, surveys, personal ads, humor, trivia, how-to articles, and website recommendations. You can read this as an email or you can open it in your web browser by clicking this link. Table of Contents Perverse happenings Free sex stories Free movies and videos Featured free websites Seven sexual terms Lifestyle events and groups Subscriber special offer Fetish-News subscriber center Perverse Happenings Here are some news stories, rumors, and other items that caught our attention since we wrote to you last. Click on the headlines to read the full story. If you run across a story that you think would interest our other readers please send it to us. Testicle-Removal for Do-It-Yourself types - You really have to be careful when you're searching the Internet, or you might find some do-it-yourself instructions that you just have to try. Really, 'cause that's sort of what happened with Howard Shelly, shown here with a satisfied smirk sometime after castrating himself with a kitchen knife. Hey, who wouldn't like to have a tastier pussy? - The ad shown here was Del Monte's appeal to housewives in 1936 about the wonderful effects they could derive from drinking more pineapple juice. And as some know, pineapple juice is a known 'home remedy' for improving the flavor of semen and making vaginas taste, well, better. When monkeys fly out of my butt, and Homer needs a shave - One of the subscribers to Fetish-News saw the pussy tattoo ideas we posted earlier and sent us these two tattoo ideas that we thought were funny and wanted to share with you. Doctor Who's Billie Piper learns from dominatrix - The English actress who played Rose Tyler, companion to the Doctor in the television series Doctor Who, is getting advice from a dominatrix for her role as a high-class hooker in the new show Diary Of A London Call Girl. Some earlier sex news: Barbies battle over porn name, Sex Positions for Kinky Components, Ten Things About The Cock, Terminator Sutra (or Schwarzenegger Sex?), Tokyo sex convention, Who the fuck needs 237 reasons to fuck?, The sheep is no rat, World's Largest Testicle Festival, Another Damn Coverup: Nude town bans nudity! In the 16th century it was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. Free Sex Stories Here are some new free sex stories online for you. All the stories listed below are strictly works of fiction, and fiction is not always about safe, sane and consensual activities. That's what we think fiction is for, to be able to explore things we might not ever do in our safer, saner lives. If you don't agree with that, you may want to skip over these descriptions and not click any of the story links below. Otherwise, enjoy! "Eros 6" (masturbation-solosex) "Bedtime" (romance) "My Wife Anne" (married-couples) "Ode to a Boston Bicyclist" (bodybuilders-athletics) "Controlling Jennifer" (mind control, forced sex, humiliation, public, risky, enslavement) "A Tale of Two Titties" (married-couples, multi-partners, big dicks, swingers, slut wives) "Amy and I (and our first time)" (first-time, public, risky, age differences) You can find more free erotica to read by browsing the XRT's free sex stories blog and of course at the My Sex Stories website too. Featured Free Websites Below you'll find links to some great free sites created by The Original Fetish Club. Each one has photography focused on some aspect of the collection you'll find inside the club members area. Check some of these out, then take a look at The Fetish Club's free tour if you want to know more. Blonde Pantyhose Teaser - Blonde euro babe in pantyhose teases you with her long legs and hot pussy. Electro Nipple Torture - Redhead submissive's nipples are tortured by an electrocution device bound to her naked breasts with bondage tape. Plastic Wrapped Pussy - Penny Flame in honeycomb thigh-highs trying to wriggle her way out of red cellophane wrapped bondage. Mistress Demands Obedience - Mistress Dasha demands obedience, and one of her playthings has been fool enough to cross her. Malesub Tortured With Needles - Mistress Dasha introduces her slaveboy to the pleasures of needles. Toe Sucking Maniac - Strict blonde lady is beginning to take charge of her boyfriend's extreme foot fetishes. Princess Kali's Sissy Boy - Dominatrix in see-thru latex dress humiliates her lowly slaveboy with forced feminization. Free Movies & Videos You'll find lots of free videos and movies at the X Rated TV website, Check out the free video galleries here, and the movie free sites here. There's a menu on the right side of those pages with links to 40+ category pages so you can find what you like. You'll also find a section with free sex stories here and don't forget to stop by The XLog, an x-rated weblog, for a twisted and humorous look at sex, pornography, and the world in general. "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'" -- Rich Jeni Seven Sexual Terms In this section we bring you terms related to some unusual practices and interests, along with some unusual terms for sexual matters you may know by their more common names. This issue we feature seven words beginning with the letter "T"... taboo - sexual practices that are considered to be contrary to common decency or 'off-limits' in a particular society. tachorgasmia - this is another term for premature ejaculation. tachyorthosis - a term that means achieving an erection in a very short time. taint - this is a slang term for the perineum, the strip of tissue between the anus and the scrotum or vagina. tantalolagnia - this refers to an arousal that comes from teasing. taphephilia - a term that refers to an arousal from being buried alive. taphophilia - this term means a love of funerals. Lifestyle Events & Groups Here are a few upcoming events that we wanted to be sure you knew about. If you know about some upcoming events, let us know so we can spread the word. New York Leather Weekend - a three-day leather and fetishes event being held over the Columbus Day weekend, October 5-8, 2007. Highlights will include a historic S/M walking tour of the old meat packing district, a leather-themed disco-dinner cruise down the Hudson River, "KINK!" a retrospective at NYC's Museum of Sex, and an all-day West Village Leather Street Fest. The weekend will culminate with "FETISH," a Leather/ Fetish inspired Ball on Sunday night in the grand style for which NYC was once famous. FETISCHKULT - a party for bdsm, fetishes and eroticism being held in Kloten, Zurich, Switzerland on Saturday, October 6, 2007. The club has a bar, lounge, dance floor, play zones, couples-only areas, whirlpool and they say there will be lots of fresh fruits and kinky vegetables. Alter Ego - at Club XIT in Hollywood, Florida on Saturday, October 13th, 2007. This is a fetish-friendly, comfortable, multi-room nightclub with two floors, plenty of playspace, and a spacious outdoor porch. The management is very fetish friendly and offers the club exclusively to our community for the entire evening on the second Saturday of each month. Halloween Fetish Ball - at the Revolution nightclub in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida on Saturday, October 27th, 2007. The club is a unique space will be transformed into a fetish club in the spirit of Halloween with high-production values, lighting, sound, video, and world-class fetish performance and entertainment. Blood, Bath & Beyond - "La Fete Fetish Fantastique" is being held on Saturday, October 20th, 2007 in Amsterdam. This is a Boudoir Bizarre party with a burlesque twist well-known at the Amsterdam parties of the early 90s. The World of Fetish - at Club Labitzke in Zurich, Switzerland on Saturday, September 29th, 2007. More information on the party's strict dresscode, the ten holy orders, and party pictures on their website. 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